Sometimes, when I’m about to really castigate movies for trying to make themselves look better than they really are to get people interested, I manage to somehow stumble over flawless truth in advertising. Thus, I present to you a new find on Newgrounds, entitled You’l Wish You Hadn’t.
In case you’re wondering, that is NOT a spelling error, at least not on my part. The title of this film really IS You’l Wish You Hadn’t. And frankly, when a movie can’t be bothered to spell its own title correctly, I can’t help but think that they’re right. Indeed, I wish I hadn’t. Seen it, that is.
Shot with four guys who speak entirely in AOL IM sound effects (no, seriously), at one point the power goes out in the house where they live, and this seems to be the fault of some spooky something or other with glowing red eyes. When the lights come on, they find out what it is–some spooky something or other. They won’t actually bother with telling us just what that is.
This may well be one of the most inane short animations I’ve ever been subjected to. Had it been much longer it would have been painful to watch. I believe I am now just slightly dumber for having watched it, and the fact that I’m quoting Billy Madison on that shows just how far down the rabbit hole I went for a minute there.
I wish I hadn’t seen this, and if you watch it, you’l wish you hadn’t….either.
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