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Why, Fewdio?  Why must you do this to me?  Every time I pick a new one of your short horror  movies, I hope that just once you’ll make a BAD one so my credibility isn’t completely shattered, because every time I watch one of your movies I end up applauding it.  They’re ALL good.

You bastards.

Anyway, the latest chunk of credibility destruction in the Fewdio lineup is Vargel Geroth, Monster From Hell, and this one is actually BETTER than most, because it’s funny.  See, I’ve always had a thing about putting Satanic imagery in horror flicks–I think it’s unnecessary, as it’s pretty much only done for shock value any more–but today I’ve seen a horror flick with pentagrams involved that actually turned out well. If you’ve seen the movie Spawn, with John Leguizamo, you’ll remember the great line: “Why does God have to hog all the good followers?” And indeed, you’ll see that that becomes downright axiomatic in stuff like Vargel Geroth, Monster From Hell, as a man tries to summon a demon, but can’t quite seem to get it down.

Seriously–this is funny stuff.  You’ve never seen such incompetence since the Three Stooges staged a black sabbath (which would be awesome, by the way–”Now bring over the eye of newt, ya knucklehead!”)  What Fewdio can do with two minutes is downright amazing, and Vargel Geroth, Monster From Hell will be a shockingly funny good time.

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