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Oh, I’m not saying it won’t make bank, and that bank will be massive.  But I AM saying that it’s likely to be a huge flop, literally.  It’s going to be huge…because the word’s out that the third installment of the Twilight saga will be available on IMAX.

That’s just what we all needed, I say, while  holding my forehead, trying to keep my frantic brain from bursting out of its bone cage and heading somewhere they never even HEARD of Twilight. Because sparkly vampires aren’t indignity enough!  No! They’ve got to be FORTY FEET TALL!!

Believe me, I’m sobbing now, while at the same time being vaguely grateful there isn’t an IMAX theater within fifty miles of my front door for the first time in a long time.

I will admit that it’s been getting a bit better since its beginning, which is downright rare in film history (a sequel is almost never better than its predecessor.  It’s downright axiomatic, and to see otherwise is very rare.), and by all reports Eclipse will have MORE action, a welcome improvement, to be sure, but I’m still not happy about all this.

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