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Okay Screenhead patrons, listen up, because we’ve got some interesting, never before seen (here) news for you today.

You’ve watched us write up the very best and the very worst stuff that Hollywood has to offer, and you’ve even seen us tear apart the same grade on YouTube with our twice-daily review section.

Now, we’re putting out the call to you.  Filmmakers, do you think you’ve got what it takes to survive a Screenhead review?  You know we’re among the toughest reviewers in the game, and we’re never afraid to call it like we see it.  But if you think you’ve got the film to make us pull that thumb up, metaphorically speaking, then you can enter the first annual (assuming we actually get some entries) Screenhead Film Festival.

Why would you put yourself through this kind of hellish scrutiny, you wonder?  Why would you put your work up on a chopping block that has generated such choice phraseology as “this literally unwatchable inky smear (of a movie)” and “desperately longed to be avant-garde but instead was pure avant-crap“?

Simple–we’re offering PRIZES.

That’s right, kids, I’m opening up my own private movie locker to get the winner a prize pack of TEN DVDs.  I’m not going to tell you which ones, but know this–they’re movies.  And they’re FREE.

Ten DVDs goes to the winner, so grab your friends and your camcorders and start filming.  Just post the film to YouTube and post a link to it on this comment page.  In turn, your short will be reviewed right here on Screenhead.  All submissions must be received by Saturday, October 31, 2009 and a winner will be announced Monday, November 9, 2009.