So now I’m officially bewildered, having see plenty of the Tempe crew’s work before, I know that usually they love loads of fake blood and a whole lot of nonsensical plot elements, but they’ve officially gone round the bend with Taintlight.
Yes, it’s basically exactly what you think it is. It’s all about a girl who falls in love with a vampire with perfectly tousled hair. A werewolf who’s into Michael Jackson songs will also show up to contest for the young lady’s affections, and all the while “real” vampires are roaming Bonejack Heights (the town this all takes place in) and sucking the populace dry, with only the vampire with the lovely hair to stand between them and total sanguinary subjugation.
I’ve seen some really awesome Twilight parodies in my time, but Taintlight has to be the most preposterous one I’ve heard yet. I only wonder if Doctor Bonejack or Teen Ape will show up (those being two of Tempe’s favorite characters). After all, you can’t have a Tempe horror romp without the Destruction Kings, can you?
Or maybe you can….
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