The winner is Chad Horenziak (287) is the winner!!

“I am a gentleman.”

I took great pleasure in watching The Tale of Despereaux with my daughter. The story is beautifully told by tale-of-despereanarrator Sigourney Weaver about a far away kingdom of Dor… lived a brave and virtuous mouse with comically oversized ears who believed in himself and dreamt of becoming a Knight. 

Despereaux broke the law by reading books and talking to a human, so Mouseworld banished him from his home for having such lofty ambitions. 

Despereaux sets off on an amazing adventure with his good-hearted rat friend, Roscuro, who leads him, at long last, on a very noble quest to rescue an endangered princess and save an entire kingdom from darkness. 

The movie includes the voices of Matthew Broderick, Robbie Coltrane, Frances Conroy, Tony Hale, Ciaran Hinds, Dustin Hoffman, Richard Jenkins, Kevin Kline, Frank Langella, Christopher Lloyd, William H. Macy, Charles Shaughnessy, Stanley Tucci, Tracey Ulman and Emma Watson. 

The Tale of Despereaux is a keeper for anyone’s library.  It’s a colorful, engaging story about a special mouse that teaches the lessons of honor, truth and bravery.  “I am a gentleman.”

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200px-taledesperauxI admit that I didn’t have a whole lot of hope going in to The Tale of Despereaux, a strange little fairy tale involving mice that were entirely too brave for their own good, and royalty whose headgear featured spoons in mass quantities, and needles used as swords.

And yet, when I settled in to watch it, and watched this impressive little animated story that was almost nominated for an Oscar unfold, I was just amazed by it, especially by how it managed to keep so many disparate plot threads straight at once.

What do I mean, you wonder?  Simple—there’s a LOT going on in this plot, and it truly is a wonder how they managed to keep it all together.  For instance, a rat manages to inadvertently kill the queen of the land of Dor, a land whose specialty is soup.  Dorians love soup.  It’s their primary industry, conversation topic, commercial product AND art form.  Their royalty has soup spoons featured prominently in their crowns.  Anyway, as a result of this accidental death, the king of Dor declares both soup AND rats to be illegal, as he blames both for killing his wife.  The land goes gray and bleak, and enters a multiple-year drought.  Meanwhile, the mice, whose primary export, import, ideology and entire way of life appears to revolve around fear, are hiding out in the walls, as is normal for mice.  One mouse, Despereaux, isn’t satisfied with this life, and is thus thrown out of the mouse world to live with the rats.  And thus, a quest is born for both Despereaux and the rat that accidentally killed a queen.

There’s actually more to the plot than this—doing a complete synopsis would actually take a lot more room, because like I said, there’s a LOT going on in here.  And at first, it will actually seem like they’re jumping around from plot point to plot point with little or no regard for coherence.  It’ll seem like that because that’s exactly what they’re doing, but it won’t take long for the whole thing to coalesce into a greater whole.  It’s almost like watching a loom or something, where all these threads come together while you watch, and out the other side pops this greater whole.  How does this happen?  I’m not sure.  But I’m sure that I like it, and that’s strange enough.

There’s plenty of great voice acting in here—both Christopher Lloyd and William H. Macy show up in this, and on my own personal scale, that makes this a movie on par with Mongolian barbecue and Harry Turtledove novels.  It’s just that awesome.  And the graphics are plenty pretty in their own way; sure, it’s not like these are realistic portrayals of mice and rats and such, but if mice and rats and such ever built their own civilizations, they would probably look a lot like this.

For the kids out there, they are going to absolutely love this.  But this isn’t just a movie for kids, no sir—this one’s a movie that just about everybody can get a piece of.  Doesn’t really matter if you’re young or old, innocent or jaded, lover of fairy tales or raging horror-movie buff, you will find something to like about this movie.  The Tale of Despereaux will keep you riveted until its fairly predictable but still rather heartwarming end.

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I took great pleasure in watching The Tale of Despereaux with my daughter. The story is beautifully told by tale-of-despereanarrator Sigourney Weaver about a far away kingdom of Dor… lived a brave and virtuous mouse with comically oversized ears who believed in himself and dreamt of becoming a Knight. 

Despereaux broke the law by reading books and talking to a human, so Mouseworld banished him from his home for having such lofty ambitions. 

Despereaux sets off on an amazing adventure with his good-hearted rat friend, Roscuro, who leads him, at long last, on a very noble quest to rescue an endangered princess and save an entire kingdom from darkness. 

The movie includes the voices of Matthew Broderick, Robbie Coltrane, Frances Conroy, Tony Hale, Ciaran Hinds, Dustin Hoffman, Richard Jenkins, Kevin Kline, Frank Langella, Christopher Lloyd, William H. Macy, Charles Shaughnessy, Stanley Tucci, Tracey Ulman and Emma Watson. 

The Tale of Despereaux is a keeper for anyone’s library.  It’s a colorful, engaging story about a special mouse that teaches the lessons of honor, truth and bravery. 

The DVD arrives on the streets April 7, 2009. 

If you would like to win The Tale of Despereaux, please post your name and we will pick the winner Sunday, April 19, 2009.

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If I had a nickle for every bad movie I have watched until the final credits then I’d end up with a few hundred dollars in my pocket. I usually don’t bother with any movie that doesn’t pass the interest test. If after 30 minutes into the movie I am still not interested in how it will end then I will probably walk out of the theater, or change the channel, or return the DVD.

The Tale of Despereaux seems to be a promising movie. It was launched right before Christmas and it should have made an impact. Had it been written better that is! The story is not consistent with the book and I haven’t read the book.

Why did I watch it to the end then? Well I’ll give you a few names like: Matthew Broderick, Sigurney Weaver, Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Kline, Robbie Coltrain, Christopher Lloyd, Stanley Tucci, William H. Macy. And the list can go on. With so many stars giving life to the characters you’re probably expecting a heck of a movie.

Don’t get me wrong here! One can see the efforts of the cast and everyone else who worked on The Tale. The animation is pretty well done and up to a certain point you’re curios to see what happens. Unfortunately for the kids, as they will suffer most after watching it, there’s hardly a story to be followed. We like the mouse and the rats and then we hate them and then we like them again. And what’s the deal with the soup spirit if he can’t actually help any of the characters.

What do you think about Despereaux?

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Looks like a pretty quiet weekend for the box office. It should pick up this week with kids free from school. Yes Man is at the top with Seven Pounds holding him up. Kid’s film The Tale of Despereaux came in third.

December 19, 2008 - December 21, 2008 (*millions)

  FILM GROSS
1 Yes Man $18,160,000
2 Seven Pounds $16,000,000
3 Tale Of Despereaux, The $10,507,040
4 Day The Earth Stood Still, The $10,150,000
5 Four Christmases $7,745,000
6 Twilight $5,227,000
7 Bolt $4,256,000
8 Slumdog Millionaire $3,150,000
9 Australia $2,325,000
10 Quantum Of Solace $2,150,000

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While watching previews before the feature showing of WALL-E last night, I was caught by surprise with a preview about a French mouse. Not Ratatouille sequel but The Tale of Despereaux, which is based on the award winning book with the same title.

A modern fairy tale, The Tale of Despereaux tells the story of four unlikely heroes: Despereaux (Matthew Broderick), a brave mouse banished to the dungeon for speaking with a human; Roscuro (Dustin Hoffman), a good-hearted rat who loves light and soup, but is exiled to darkness; Pea (Emma Watson), a Princess in a gloomy castle who is prisoner to her father’s grief; and Mig (Tracey Ullman), a servant girl who longs to be a Princess, but is forced to serve the jailer.

Despereaux was born tiny but with huge ears.  Refusing to live his life cowering, he befriends Princess Pea and learns to read (rather than eat) books—of stories about knights, dragons and fair maidens. 

Pea is kidnapped and Despereaux decides he is the only one who can rescue her…and that even the tiniest mouse can find the courage of a knight in shining armor. 

The Tale of Despereaux is scheduled to hit theaters on December 19th 2008.

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