I begin today’s piece with a confession, folks. When I first heard there was going to be a Star Trek movie, rather, ANOTHER Star Trek movie, I cringed. And then I got angry–how desperate was Hollywood that they would drag the carcass of Star Trek, a series whose quality had been steadily plummeting for years with the lone exception of Star Trek: First Contact, and only because it was so Borg-heavy that you couldn’t help but pay attention. That and Patrick Stewart is sixteen levels of awesome. But I digress.
Young Kirk? I muttered derisively. Young Spock? How desperate is THIS?
And then I saw it.
Well, savor the flavor, folks, because I’m about to admit I was WRONG. This movie was just plain fantastic.
The plot is, basically, what it says on the box–it’s Star Trek. Specifically, a strange sort of prequel / alternate history featuring the Star Trek cast before they were the Star Trek cast. This time, they’re taking the original Enterprise out on a grand tour to destroy an enemy that’s far more fearsome than anything they’ve taken on yet. This isn’t hard because, technically, it’ll be their first enemy. Technically.
See, this sucker is going to fracture the canon six ways from Sunday and it’s going to have the single best explanation ever. While I was watching it, I gave a small cluck of disapproval and thought, they shouldn’t have called this Star Trek. They should’ve given it some fig leaf to differentiate itself–Star Trek: Origins or Star Trek: Beginnings or some such. But then, when I realized what they were doing–which I actually can’t tell you without spoilering–it made absolutely perfect sense.
I’ll tell you this much: this IS Star Trek. Or…at the very least…A Star Trek.
Yeah.
This is why I love this movie so much. Instead of just walking up and slapping established canon in the face and saying “Run along grandpa, this is OUR show now and this is how it all REALLY happened”, they actually created a perfect explanation for how they spawned their own Star Trek universe. They could do sequels now, and I’d probably be there to watch, because they have made their own Star Trek out of it. This IS Star Trek, and it coexists perfectly with the original. In fact, it’s actually impossible to compare it to any other Star Trek installation because it is its own entity.
However, if you WERE to make that comparison, you’d find that this is the new best Star Trek movie ever. Seriously, this beats First Contact, and for me, that’s saying a lot. Why? Because there’s everything here. There’s space opera, ship battles, comedy, great performances (getting Simon Pegg to do Scotty was an absolute stroke of GENIUS) and the kind of great rip-roaring adventure that makes science fiction SCIENCE FICTION.
It’s. Just. THAT. GOOD.
It is an adrenaline rush unlike many movies I’ve seen recently. I can’t remember the last time I left a theatre still buzzing fully an hour later. I am STILL feeling my Trekkie, an hour later. I may not sleep tonight. I am writing this sucker at one in the morning Eastern Daylight Time and I am STILL feeling it.
I don’t issue wholesale blanket recommendations very often, but seriously, if you can stand science fiction even vaguely, and you want to see a really shining example of really shining science fiction, then go. Boldly go, in fact. Go out and see this. It’s really too good to miss.