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Excuse me while I recover from the paroxysm of hilarious laughter I just had.  My stomach hurts SO bad right now.

But anyway, apparently, Michael Bay’s huge embarrassing failure that was the Friday the 13th remake is toes up.  So much so that word is already out saying that Friday the 13th two is going to be Jason’s last dance. For good.  In perpetuity throughout the universe.

Now you see why I was just laughing my ass off.  Seriously, what are you going to do to Jason Voorhees that hasn’t already been done DOZENS of times?  Stage it in Florida, get him to walk under a space shuttle booster?  Hurl him into the sun?

…okay, that might work.  Marcus Nispel, call me–I’ll write Jason an ending like no one’s ever seen before!

But seriously–considering that Jason’s already had two “final” movies, I kind of doubt that this one will be his REALLY final movie.  Especially with fans actively clamoring for a second Freddy Vs. Jason installment.

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Friday the 13th Giveaway – DVD Box Set of 8 Films

Screenhead has joined FEARnet in this horrific Friday the 13^th Giveaway package. The lucky winner will receive Friday the 13th: Ultimate Edition DVD Collection (all 8 original films), a FEARnet notebook, a FEARnet folder, Fearnet golf tees, and some Friday the 13th greeting cards.

Make sure you visit FEARnet and enter FEARnet’s Friday the 13th Summer Getaway Sweepstakes, where one winner will receive $5,000 towards a summer vacation. The deadline is March 31st. Go here to enter the Sweepstakes.

To win the DVD Set and FEARnet goodies, we ask that you post your name and Screenhead will pick the winner Thursday, April 2, 2009.

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Friday the 13th opens today on Jason’s birthday.  The trailer says it all.