You know, I really hate TV. I hate it about the same way I hate, say, Hitler, but more often. But even I’ve got to admit that there are some good shows on every so often, and when they show up I should talk about them. So today, you get a TV recap–huzzah! And today, I’m going to talk about a little show on Discovery Channel (where most of the good shows on TV seem to be migrating these days) called The Colony.
It’s about to have its season finale within the next couple days, so if you get an opportunity to reacquaint yourself (or possibly acquaint for the first time) this really awesome show, take the chance. See, it’s a really nifty idea for a reality show (and I know reality TV is about eighty percent crap but this qualifies as non-crap) in which about a dozen people from all walks of life are brought together to live in a dilapidated warehouse somewhere in L.A. Why are they living in a warehouse? Because it’s the end of the world.
The Colony assumes that the civilized world has finally gone the way of the dodo, whether by nuclear devastation or superflu or whatever (they really don’t say nor do they need to; dystopia comes in many flavors even if they all taste vaguely similar), and left only a handful of people alive. From there, a group of survivors band together and try to recreate civilization, if only in pocket fashion. But after some tense encounters with marauders and other hazards, the survivors start to look outside L.A. for places to go.
The great thing about The Colony isn’t so much that it’s accurate (I mean, come on–they’re living in a warehouse and some of these marauders have guns. But no one ever uses them.) but that it’s a possibility. There are some really novel ideas in here; I had no idea that wood gave off flammable vapor when heated–I just knew that wood burned. You will learn a lot while watching this, make no mistake, and even if you don’t learn everything you could, there’ll still be something new and interesting here. The fact that I can use the words “new and interesting” in connection with a TV show is as unsettling as it is exciting, and that’s a good way to describe The Colony. Get in touch with this one while you still can–season finale is next week.
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For those of you already familiar with the Discovery Channel’s programming, what I’m about to say will be no surprise for you. Coming up on the order of soon is the newest iteration of Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, a week of shows devoted almost exclusively to those misunderstood terrors of the deep blue, sharks. For those of you not familiar with this, it’s an absolutely amazing block of shows–some are purely shark-oriented, and others are special episodes of current Discovery Channel shows like Mythbusters that deal with shark facts and other shark phenomenon.
With the all too imminent release of A Haunting In Connecticut to DVD mere hours away, it’s interesting to note that the movie is indeed based on a true story. Said true story was documented in the popular Discovery Channel TV series A Haunting, specifically, an unusually large ninety-four minute version that, for this series, likely meant it was split in two parts to accommodate the commercial break.