You know, I always knew Miley Cyrus was a few fries short of a Happy Meal, but this latest move marks her as either abysmally stupid or the single ballsiest player in Hollywood.
Seriously. Stones like CANNONBALLS. And I’m thoroughly aware she’s a chick–it’s a metaphor.
Anyway, check out what she had to say about it:
“I’ve never seen [Twilight], and nor will I ever. I don’t believe in it—I don’t believe in it. I don’t like vampires, I don’t like any of the stuff, like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I feel like it’s seriously, like, people really like get into it maybe because it’s like people always fall in love with the characters I don’t like it, I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts, any of it.”
Hmm…now, why would a tween pop icon deliberately, suicidally, denounce the hottest book / movie property for the tween market? There are several possibilities.
1. Miley is genuinely outraged as a good Christian and is denouncing those Satanic vampire movies. Yeah, I didn’t really buy that one either–because where was she before now? But it’s a possibility, and anyone giving her the benefit of the doubt has to include that.
2. Miley is genuinely outraged that Twilight is cutting into her profits. Much more possible.
3. Miley is feigning outrage to stir the pot and get attention because her standard practice of alerting the media to where she’ll be jogging in a bikini top and getting upset when they show up isn’t working any more. Again, even more likely.
4. Miley is too stupid to live. She doesn’t even realize that she and Twilight share so many fans it’s ludicrous, and to try and get between them and their other love is just, as said above, abysmally stupid.
Which of these is it? I can’t say. But it’s pretty likely to be one of them!
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