Yeah, I knew that’d get your attention.
Thing is, though, I’m not really cheating you. Kristen Bell is going to show up at least mostly naked in her upcoming movie When In Rome. And she’ll be fifty feet tall.
Okay, so it’s a MURAL…criminy, people, what do you want from me? Blood?
Anyway, it’s When In Rome, and features a young single from New York disillusioned with love. Like so many singles, she finds herself wishing she could change her circumstances. Unlike so many singles, however, she finds herself stealing coins out of an Italian landmark known as the Fontana de Amore (shouldn’t that be “del”? Or “della”, depending?), a fountain that’s supposed to help those who toss in a coin find love. But when you, like our young single, steal coins from the Fontana, something much different happens. You also steal the passion of whoever tossed in that coin…for yourself. Whoever’s coin you take falls in love with you.
I’ve got to admit, this looks a little too half-baked and eighties for my tastes, but you can’t deny the appeal of a gigantic naked Kristen Bell. And we’ll get to see how it all comes out January 29, 2010.
