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Normally, I hate vampire movies.  Why do I hate them?  Well, it’s not too hard to say why–most of them look exactly the same except for a handful of exceptions.  Blood Wars, meanwhile, proves why I hate this sort of thing.

Blood Wars puts a mild-mannered college student in the midst of a war between a group of vampires and a group of vampire-hunting warlocks.  The vampires have their own problems as members of the group vie for supremacy, but the hunters don’t seem to have these problems.

You can pretty much imagine where this goes–the vampires will act like pompous jackasses, their hunters will act like self-righteous jackasses and the random college kids that occasionally get involved will act like, well, jackasses.  Everyone in this movie is a complete jackass, and that makes me wonder why I’m even bothering to watch it.  It’s a horror movie that’s not scary, a thriller movie that has no thrills and a romance movie that falls flat.  And don’t even get me started on the waste of Tony Todd.  Seriously, don’t–you won’t like it.

The Screenhead Ten Scale takes this vampire movie that truly sucks to task and gives it a one out of ten.  Unless you’re up for wasting ninety minutes with the results of a vampire LARP so godawful that even college kids wouldn’t cop to it, there’s just no reason to even bother.