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I think we’re all still smarting from Jurassic Park 3, a lump of molten suck so thick and putrescent that it still hurts to even think about it years later.

So it’s not exactly a dose of good news to hear that the plans for Jurassic Park 4 are moving on as if nothing were wrong.  Joe Johnston, right now, is looking to direct, and apparently the script is already well in hand, because he’s been talking about how “great” the script is.

Apparently, this time around, the fourth one is going to start a new trilogy (!) and will be a completely different direction for the series.  If they want to do completely different, of course, what they’ll have to do it keep people off that stupid island to start with.

Me personally?  I give good odds that Wu’s stupid “lysine contingency” was as big a screw up as his “oh, they can’t breed” line of bullhonkery, which means that, chances are, a few of those original Isla Nublar dinosaurs–or maybe a few site-B Isla Sornas–got loose and are currently terrorizing Brazil.

We’ll have to wait a good long while before we find out what’s what, though.

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