Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson's little bit of anti-Jewish burp up leaves him likely fodder for the next round of net goofs, over at Salon's Video Dog they're getting a jump on the coming tsunami with a contest for the best Mel Gibson parody: "We're going to be running the best Mel Gibson parodies all week long, and if you submit your own to us (follow our guidelines) and we screen it first, at the end of the week, you could win $500 and your very own copy of 'The Man Without a Face.' We'll pick the very best submission by 5 p.m. (EST) Friday. So get your submissions in pronto! "

We don't have that kind of cash to throw around, but we're certainly willing to hit Mel with a bat or something if you'd like to mail in and let us know where he is... not so much for the anti-Semitism, mostly for What Women Want.

Raze Mel! Win $500! [Video Dog]