Found video of the Scientology Orientation
The Internet Archive offers up a copy of the Scientology Orientation video. Can you even go to the movies any more knowing about half of the people you're watching up there watched either this or something like it and said to themselves "yep, sounds reasonable."
Scientology Orientation [archive]
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Comments
It was pretty dry through most of it, but I like it at the end when he tells you you would be stupid to leave.
Posted by: christy | June 30, 2006 9:47 AM
How dare you insult the great cthulhu by combining his great picture and scientology!
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming" "When the stars are right", R'lyeh will rise from the sea, never to sink again, and Cthulhu will awaken and revel across the world - "ravening for delight". He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth."
Posted by: maciuxpunk81 | June 30, 2006 4:06 PM
I admit he ain't as cool as The Old One, but I think Xenu tries harder.
Posted by: dong | June 30, 2006 4:23 PM