Richard Christy and Sal the Stockbroker of the Howard Stern show created this short abomination for Howard TV. They were given $4000. They spent $700. We wrote a haiku for this one:
don’t watch this, okay?
don’t. don’t. don’t. don’t. don’t. do not.
two words: Paxton Fudge
Every now and then you run into a picture circling the net of someone eating way too much food, usually attached to a story that goes something like “well, we’d been drinking since April, and since it was Halloween and all, we thought we’d finally get out and try the Krazy Krab Tank at Big Dick’s. That’s 400 batter dipped Cajun seasoned complete crabs. Anyway, Martha’s family requested a closed casket funeral.”
Supersized Meals focuses on these individuals and their horrifying food pictures.
Helmet Burger [YTMND]
Here’s a video where a guy farts through a straw into a drink, and we’re linking to it intentionally. We’re doing this so that the next time you’re rude to that chick at the Orange Julius you won’t have to winder why your mind is trying to trick you into thinking that your orange drink somehow tastes like ass. It tastes like ass because it’s got ass in it, and this is how it went behind the scenes.
Thanks to John
Seeing as it is Channel 101’s “Top Failed Pilot” we’re guessing few people find Rob Schrab’s goof on the local horror theatre shows as funny as we do, but that aside, you’ve got to respect a man doing a half-assed Scarlett O’Hara among a flurry of wind-up bats.
For this animated GIF to do anything besides confuse you, you need to have seen the Lord Of The Rings, and you need to get gamer speak, so this is basically comedy for both kinds of asperger’s syndrome victims… and maybe people who took linguistics in college thinking “linguistics” was a lesbian sex thing. We see this, we reckon Generation Y is doomed to burn in slack jawed semi-literacy… of course our parents had those kinds of fears about television and rampant childhood obesity, and that was all nonsense, so we guess we’ll just relax.
0002k1cc [expectnothing]
Thanks to Mike Russell
See also: Boil `em, mash ‘em, stick `em in a stew
If someone doesn’t write in and inform us that this is a goof like that finger-biting thing turned out to be, we may never be able to stop this high girlish screaming we’re doing as we type this.
“BME: What happened next?(Ryan “holding on to” Dave’s arm) RYAN: After discussing and thinking about it very seriously for about a year, we decided to take the big step. To put it simply, Dave had his entire right arm (since we’re left handed) amputated at the shoulder and we surgically reattached it immediately behind my right pectoral muscle.”
Adding and Subtracting [bmezine]
Related : Ween - “i can’t put my finger on it”
Max Perttula isn’t just a singer of humouristic* songs, and beautiful romantic songs, and also poems; Max Perttula is a chemist.
“My own cosmetic company starts in summer 2005.I have worked hard in many years to come to this point and now it is time to enforce the business idea. I will launch 8 beautiful luxury perfumes to the market and an unique eau de toilette for men. I am also planning to launch one of the most valuable perfumes in the whole world! The perfume includes the most beautiful and costliest essential oils from blossoms all around the world.”
Ladies, certain fellas, and Scooter Libby** : we just know you can’t wait to get this man’s costly essential oils everywhere you don’t smell right. Be sure to watch his new music video I will always love you 2005.
· Max Perttula’s cosmetics page
Thanks to Timo
*TM Max Perttula
**alegedly
Climate Mash, Horseback Salad’s Flash toon for environmental advocacy group Clear The Air, slips in some seriously funny goofs on all things Neocon in their beg for people to start pressuring the powers that be to take climate change seriously. We only wish this could have been done in time to save Trent Lott’s summer home. Once again, Mankind learns too late.
Canadian Rick Mercer’s Talking to Americans series of video segments- sort of like that bit Howard Stern does with strippers and grade school science and history questions, except in this instance all of America is the 21 year old studying “communications” at the local community college.
Say, is Michael Huckabee still the governor of Arkansas? Is that even still legal after something like this gets out? Can’t someone stop that?
Talking to Americans [comcast.net]
DOWN WITH LITERACY! - a photo gallery featuring a “small sample of the boo-boos and blunders proudly displayed at the anti-war rally in San Francisco on September 24, 2005.”
DOWN WITH LITERACY! [zombietime]
Just in case: Morans? Morans.
Update: We saw the purdy pitures, laughed, and wanted so, so badly to believe that they were real, but reader Cthulhusushiroll suggests that the morans may well be us: DOWN WITH LITERACY! creator Zombie seems to be associated with right-leaning website Little Green Footballs. We honestly can’t tell by looking if these images are Photoshoped, one is kind of suspect for the lack of blur on the misspelling, otherwise the images seem legit to our inexpert eyeballs. It’s an easy lie to buy into if it is a hoax, as protests, whichever way they lean, tend to attract the dyslexic.
Anyway, the upshot is that we’re keeping the post up because we still think it’s real, and even if it is a goof, it’s a funny one.
Even more Update: Zombie himself has offered to show us the actual pictures taken as proof that they are in fact real. We appreciate this, however we’re already amazingly bored with the humorless emails we’re getting over these things. As we’ve said before, we think they’re real. The matter is now officially closed as far as we’re concerned.
Have a nice day.
You all should have voted for Nader.
Click the link to be magically wormholed to why we’re hoping that if they ever figure out backwards time travel, somehow the 80s hair metal bit of the continuum remains safely inaccessible to everyone but that guy from Def leppard, who should be allowed to go back to find his arm and give it a proper burial.
Also Known As The Thalidomide Guitar [Ed Roman Guitars]
Ken McIntyre, once again justifying our love as the animator responsible for the funniest Flash toons on the web, gives hot eyeball sex to the vocal talents of the mighty Amy Sedaris in Eric Ledgin and Stephen Schneider’s The Puberty Pals, a teaser for the coming soon (har) motion picture Puberty: The Movie.
This is probably not safe for work, unless you’re Pat O’Brien.
The Puberty Pals [The Toilet Online]
More Ken:
· Leave It To Bush
· And also with the puberty and the animation: Geraldine
