This... this shouldn't goddamn be.

"Yes, it's pretty gross. This started out as a dare from a friend on IRC, one I immediately said "OK!" to. It took a few weeks to work up the courage to try. First off, it was surprisingly tasty - everything was kind of nicely nutty, and if I'd had to eat 1/5th of one, that'd be just nice. Something like chocolate mud cake, a little goes a long way. I did eat the whole thing in the end though - it was the heaviest thing I'd ever munched on, and left me unable to eat for a good 24 hours afterwards. It was thursday's lunch, and I didn't feel hungry until friday afternoon."

Beer Battered Deep Fried Bacon Double Quarter Pounder
Via Cynical C