We're not huge American Idol fans, but this attempt at Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff" has been getting play on the Howard Stern show lately. Little wonder, as the douche chill from it actually reached out from the satellite Stern broadcasts from and made our sphincter seize up from geo-synchronous orbit, which we think ought to count as at least as impressive as whatever it is that people like about Kelly Clarkson. Get this man the number of those Matrix pop song twits immediately.