Because the subtitle of this site is "funny shit", here's last night's State Of The Union wrestle with basic spoken english via C-Span, and a downloadable State of the Union Bingo cards so you can play along if you wish from WAMC radio show The Weekly Rundown. We avoid the ever-popular drinking games for these things because asking someone to pause between drinks while watching Fearless Leader gnash his smirk around the mother tongue while simultaneously flossing for dingleberries with the basic principles of the nation he figureheads when not puttering around the ranch seems unkind.

Also, Whatever.