The trailer for The Black Dahlia ( The Brian De Palma film) is out. It's all moody and shit. Scarlett Johansson wears lots of red lipstick and Josh Hartnett sits in a car in the rain.

The reason the official website is a .net is that there's already another Black Dahlia movie that's taking up the .com. The .com Black Dahlia is apparently a modern day retelling where the main character is in a film about the Black Dahlia.

Fortunately one of them looks to be a straight to DVD independent film so it's unlikely your conversations at the coffee house will become overwhelmingly confusing. You will not choke on your espresso whilst your mind buckles inward, unable to comprehend the madness it beholds.