Screenhead : Terrorism

How to Witness to Someone Who is Gay

Act now and let evangelist Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron show you how to share the way of salvation to a bunch of dirty pillowbiters without causing undue offense! To play at home you'll need about 20 years of repressed homosexuality and residual cash from a bloody awful 80s shit-com. Via Metafilter.

Hurts a little

Sent to us with the self-descriptive title of NINJA MIDGET! It is that, and it earns its caps and exclamation mark.

Thanks to Toecutter, who may or may not be this guy

Penis fencing

You heard us, penis fencing, that's what a newly discovered species of flatworm does with its spare time. We remember when flatworms had a degree of self-respect, a little class, but not today's flatworm, they're all about making a big show with the penis fencing. Watch a video of this in action. That's right, a hot, hot video of flatworm penis fencing. After you're spent, read about them a little at We Make $ Not Art, from which we're getting this from.

With thanks to Susannah

That sound you hear is Mussolini's erection thudding against his coffin lid

One of the better videos floating around these days of a heavy SWAT unit shutting down an exceedingly tame 1500 person rave taking place at Child's Ranch in Utah. First read the Wikipedia news article which is quick and to the point with the details, then watch the clip. Then try to keep straight face when someone tells you your tax dollars go anywhere constructive or useful and that this country is not becoming a police state faster than a missing white chick gets on MSNBC.

fascism [cutup.org]

"Pesky Terrorists!"

YouBlewMeUpYouBastard.com has a genus idea, so far nicely executed by its participants: If you're killed by an act of terrorism, you don't want the usual unflattering and frankly inappropriate stock photos from your graduation or that clip of you caught shoplifting used to identify you in the news coverage. YouBlewMeUpYouBastard.com has a better suggestion: plan for your untimely demise with a photo of your choosing and a suitable message for the unkind people who ruined your whole day.

You Blew Me Up You Bastard.Com