First, here's an arty little number entitled "Maggot Leaps From Donut"
It speaks to the human condition straight on, in a way we can all understand easily. Like we pointed out a post or so ago, maggots are the new black. Part of the Huffington Post Contagious Fest.

Then, Hello? Not the Lionel Ritchie video with the creepy head sculpture-- much worse.

To round things out, reasonably adorable Ayumi Hamasaki in an ad for donuts, because she's nothing like maggots or midgets.