Here's a video described by creator Andrew Rosenblum as " The first of (hopefully) many episodes of a gaming review show inspired by Judgement Day on G4TV." Also described by tip-dropper Totee as "not so much a video as it is a contest with yourself to see how long you can watch without eating your own face."

We link here not out of schadenfreude, but out of familiarity -- we dare any video camera owner out there not to have exactly this footage lurking in their sock drawer. Right next to that big knobby sex toy which totally doesn't make you gay, and that hash you paid $800 for which is in fact mostly used chewing tobacco. We'd pay to watch this. Fuck Judgement Day.