The Winning Ticket
"The idea was to pre-record a Texas Lotto drawing and a save it on the TIVO. We bought a lottery ticket with the numbers to match that pre-recorded lottery drawing. The day of Haasfest, we asked Thad stop on his way over and buy a couple Lotto tickets. At some point in the night, we swapped the tickets he had bought with the fake tickets. If you ever wanted to know what it felt like to win the lottery, just watch Thad check his numbers"
How this explanation isn't the third paragraph of an otherwise grizzly police report is beyond us.
The Winning Ticket [Google Video]
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Comments
Fake lotto tickets are the modern squirting flower. Only instead of getting someone wet, you make him believe that every medical and financial woe he and his loved ones have has suddenly disappeared forever...and maybe he can even rebuild that church/homeless shelter/orphanage he cares so much about.
Hilarious!
Posted by: People Paula | December 30, 2005 2:23 PM