No, wait, no, too close, no, no, no, too close,too close, TOO CLOSE TOOCLOSETOOCLOSETOOAAAAAAaaaghh...

Okay, either this is a cynical stab an engineering a viral, or heinous child abuse. Hang tight kid, Google knows where you are, they'll be sending over someone soon... If it's those Good Morning America bastards, don't answer the fucking door, you'll want to have sex some day, we're almost sure of it.

The Pokemon Kid [Google Video]
Thanks to Trinsik

See also: “Nu ma, Nu ma iei”-- not just as a comparison, but as a lesson. A lesson, Zak.