Shark vs. Octopus
Two of nature's more unpleasant creatures square off and combine forces with a PBS film crew specially and solely for the purpose of making sure that we never go into anything like water ever again.
Mike Tyson will go into the water though. Mike Tyson will rape the octopus with the shark while forcing the octopus' babies to watch Gigli.
Shark vs. Octopus [Nature/PBS]
Via Metafiler