Nobel prize winner Pat Robertson has figured out without even trying hard that it was "dividing God's land" and not, say, fat which gave Ariel Sharon that nasty headache. We've very impressed with this act of remote medical diagnosis.

"I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU [European Union], the United Nations, or United States of America."

That's right, stay in line, you damn dirty Jews. God knows what you've been eating.

Watch a clip of this genius in action at Media Matters.

Robertson blamed Sharon stroke on policy of "dividing God's land" [mediamatters.org]