Luca "Lazylegz" Patuelli
"Luca 'Lazylegz' Patuelli was born with arthrogryposis, a disorder that affects his bone structure and muscular growth from the waist down. He has been break dancing since the age of 15."
This guy is in the wrong decade. If this were the 80s, he'd have his own Gymkta-esque crime fighting straight to video franchise going with Cannon films, in which he would fight hoards of ninja who somehow just never see that roundhouse kick coming.
Luca "Lazylegz" Patuelli [devilducky]
