"Hans Furfiut" is a second generation Swedish-American. He is a special guy with a special deformity.. can you guess what it is? Watch as Hans struggles to win the love of his high school sweetheart and the approval of his estranged best friend Gregory by participating in a grueling battle to the death."

We can't prove it, but we think there is a good chance we're still in Keanu's head from doing the post right below this one.

Via Squad Patrol TV, with thanks to Marcus