Brian Posehn, who wisely self-identifies as "that one guy from TV", has a metal... sorry, MËTAL band named POSEHN, and his MySpace page has a video for the track Metal By Numbers. Posehn goes on for a bit first, blogger stylee:

"I like sleeping. Pot makes me high. I've seen more car crashes than most people. I love Skid Row, the band - not the old timey place. I laugh when strangers fall or trip. Too hard. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. My dog Ernie is funny. I love sandwiches, I think they're good. If I were a stuntman I'd bash fake bottles against my head all the time, even when I wasn't working. I saw a monkey break the tire swing in his cage and he picked up a giant bolt and winged it out of his cage. It could've fucking killed somebody. I hate skiing, it's hard and anybody who says it's fun is a lying asshole."

Wrap your tiny minds around that balloon juice, rock fans.

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