First, a human for sale on eBay-

"So it turns out that I am worth $2,073,090.00 according to Humansforsale.com, so I'm putting myself on the auction block, WITH NO RESERVE!!! That's right! Don't let this once in a lifetime offer pass you by! "

We hasten to point out to potential bidders that the human is worth a hell of a lot than two grand once broken down for parts: based on 1,000 grams at $23,000 per gram, the bone marrow could fetch $23 million. DNA could net $9.7 million. One lung is worth $116,400, a kidney $91,400 and a heart $57,000. All of this makes the current bid of $1,025.00, seem like a real bargain for the eager DIYer with a hacksaw and a drain pan.

Target on the other hand, are not selling men, they are selling DEVO. The energy dome / jumpsuit mix is a DEVO historical inaccuracy, but you have to love the effort.

DEVO Radiation Suit Adult Costume [Target]

Human parts estimates from here.