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The Flashback

The weekend is here, and we seize the moment to glance back some of the posts from the past week.
· Wallace and Gromit - Cracking Contraptions
· Jonathan Coulton does Flickr
· Music for One Apartment and Six Drummers
· Classified Ad
· The Biting Pear of Salamanca
· Cashback
· Pee Pee
· Rasputin
· Instruction manuals are for sissies
· Helen Keller
· The Mae-Shi -- Remarkably Dirty Animals
· "Why does a failed stand up comedian have the final word on the Rubik’s Cube?"
· The HollyWoody Show
"You always write it's 'bombing, bombing, bombing.' It's not bombing, it's air support."
--Air Force Colonel David Opfer, complaining to reporters about their coverage of the Vietnam War.
Thanks for reading, and have a good weekend.



iWear

Wear the exact outfit of Steve Jobs for $458. See, it's not overpriced if you factor in how much time you don't have to spend scanning your jeans for spyware.
Steve’s Outfit [stevesoutfit.com] via Gizmodo
See also The iPod Flea



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(Click the image for a much larger one containing various memos to The Almighty)
A collection of tiny childish minds ponder the infinite.
No, not the 700 Club.
Dear God via p2




This was sent us with the caption "Nature Quail to Hell?" which is a Weird Al reference and doesn't, strictly speaking, make any sense, and it still made us laugh. Here's a look back at the week gone by:
· The Enemy Within
· Television
· Wet Dream
· Just put that anywhere, thanks.
· Please Kill Mr. Kinski
· The Nut Punch
· Karl
· Cowboys are Frequently Secretly (Fond of Each other)
· Giraffe Milking
· Willy: Endurance Predator
· Dave Chapelle on Inside the Actor's Studio
· WHASsup?
· Jaw Modulation
Thanks for reading, have good weekend.







· First from the Smoking Gun, an apparent upward trend of a real single-minded fashion choice lighting up the Grey Bar Hotel at the moment. All other things aside, we admire the obvious commitment to never getting jobs at the bank, ever.
· Then, by far the Star Wars action figures we wanted most as children. [Double Viking]
· Next, if some of you touchier individuals on the Muslim side of things want to fatwa B.C.'s Johnny Hart before taking on all of Denmark like you're planing, most people will probably be okay with it.
· And: LOGO2.0_2 -- Where we're headed. Or, bubble-wise, where we've been. Wait, what year is this again?
· Finally: a comic strip called "Bands I Useta Like" unveils some ugly pop music truths. The Bad Religion one hit us real hard.










Some of the posts from this past week:
· The chill heard round the world
· Crab Fu
· Chuck Norris on the Tony Danza Show
· Rocket Brothers
· Homer Simpson in the Land of Chocolate
· Eternal Double Happiness
· Toomu Sooyaa No Bouken
· Sam & Max live
· The Hitler Rap
· Supaidaman
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head." -- Dennis Miller
Thanks for reading, enjoy the weekend.




The image above, if you don't recognize it, is the 1998 ad Apple put out when they wanted to assure people that the unbearable slow speed of a Mac was the fault of the OS of the time and not the chips they were using. Now both companies have come together to offer the $25000 laptop that will eventually be able to fuck up under both major OSes. We live in the future, and it is glorious.
Here's a sampling of the past week:
· Easy Button Outtakes
· The Floating Cigarette Trick
· Chuck Norris was born in 1804
· Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
· Ninjas Versus Pirates THE MOVIE
· Clickwheel.net
· It's Martin Luther King Day Charlie Brown!
· Ask A Ninja
· Transformers test footage
· Martin Luther King and the Montgomery Story
· Attack of the Sprouts
· DragonBox Z
· Plastic Operator - Folder
· The Lost smoke
· Luca "Lazylegz" Patuelli
Thanks for reading, and enjoy the weekend. We'll be having a half-day on Monday, but we'll be here in the morning. Only a half-day off because we're while we're obviously happy that civil rights have advanced since Martin Luther King's time, we don't want to over do it or anything.



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