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March242006

The Flashback

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A look back at some of the hotter post this week:
· Video Game Theater
· La Lina
· Unpublished Kirby Prisoner comic scans
· Ralph McQuarrie
· Benkyou ga Dekinai
· "Homegirl is wild."
· Hans
· ElmoGangsta
· Unseen Al Gore Campaign video
· "Yesss... looks like our fruity little club is safe after all."
· Orbox B
· The beauty of a pregnant woman

Thanks for reading, and enjoy the weekend.

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March032006

The Flashback

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The weekend is here, and we seize the moment to glance back some of the posts from the past week.

· Wallace and Gromit - Cracking Contraptions
· Jonathan Coulton does Flickr
· Music for One Apartment and Six Drummers
· Classified Ad
· The Biting Pear of Salamanca
· Cashback
· Pee Pee
· Rasputin
· Instruction manuals are for sissies
· Helen Keller
· The Mae-Shi -- Remarkably Dirty Animals
· "Why does a failed stand up comedian have the final word on the Rubik’s Cube?"
· The HollyWoody Show


"You always write it's 'bombing, bombing, bombing.' It's not bombing, it's air support."
--Air Force Colonel David Opfer, complaining to reporters about their coverage of the Vietnam War.

Thanks for reading, and have a good weekend.

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February282006

iWear

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Wear the exact outfit of Steve Jobs for $458. See, it's not overpriced if you factor in how much time you don't have to spend scanning your jeans for spyware.

Steve’s Outfit [stevesoutfit.com] via Gizmodo

See also The iPod Flea

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February242006

End of the week

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We got our rims did.

Here's a sample of the week gone by:

· Faggot Cowboys
· You made the hats out of tinfoil from the dollar store, didn't you
· Nina Simone
· LEGO Exoforce Full 5 minute movie
· The Charles Bronson Death Wish Bodycount
· Pugs in Hats
· Henry the Wasp
· It Only Takes A Second
· Why we avoid eBay
· Thank you, it's been a lovely internet
· Something to Be Desired
· Thumbs up. No lube.

Thanks for reading, have a good weekend.

"Assassins and presidents invite the same basic question: Just who do you think you are?"
--Sarah Vowell

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February232006

Kids say the darndest things... to God

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(Click the image for a much larger one containing various memos to The Almighty)
A collection of tiny childish minds ponder the infinite.
No, not the 700 Club.

Dear God via p2

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February172006

The end of the week flashback

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This was sent us with the caption "Nature Quail to Hell?" which is a Weird Al reference and doesn't, strictly speaking, make any sense, and it still made us laugh. Here's a look back at the week gone by:
· The Enemy Within
· Television
· Wet Dream
· Just put that anywhere, thanks.
· Please Kill Mr. Kinski
· The Nut Punch
· Karl
· Cowboys are Frequently Secretly (Fond of Each other)
· Giraffe Milking
· Willy: Endurance Predator
· Dave Chapelle on Inside the Actor's Studio
· WHASsup?
· Jaw Modulation

Thanks for reading, have good weekend.

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February102006

Weekly post rodeo

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This was pretty strong week for content, we had a hard time pulling out the usual Friday flashback-- go though this week's posts properly if you're hard up for laughs this weekend.

· White Like Me
· Super Bowl XL Commercials
· The all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world
· For the eight year old in all of us: SSI industrial shredders, shredding
· The Lego Suicides
· Photocopy Cha-Cha
· Myspace - THE MOVIE!
· Hey, Iraq
· The Tangent
· Something You Can Do with Your Finger
· More Frogger than Frogger
· Awwwstrich
· Keeping Clean and Neat (Mystery Science Theater 3000 )
· Guerilla shit
· Hello Dean
· Riba
· GameLife Video Game Review Show Episode 1

Thanks for reading, enjoy the weekend.

Picard 3000 via worth1000

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February062006

Random bad attitude

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· First from the Smoking Gun, an apparent upward trend of a real single-minded fashion choice lighting up the Grey Bar Hotel at the moment. All other things aside, we admire the obvious commitment to never getting jobs at the bank, ever.

· Then, by far the Star Wars action figures we wanted most as children. [Double Viking]

· Next, if some of you touchier individuals on the Muslim side of things want to fatwa B.C.'s Johnny Hart before taking on all of Denmark like you're planing, most people will probably be okay with it.

· And: LOGO2.0_2 -- Where we're headed. Or, bubble-wise, where we've been. Wait, what year is this again?

· Finally: a comic strip called "Bands I Useta Like" unveils some ugly pop music truths. The Bad Religion one hit us real hard.

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February032006

End of the week

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Goggle backlash: Goggle + irritation with Goggle's rolling right the hell over to Chinese censorship = Gaaagle.
The Gaaagle homepage, the Gaaagle blog.

Okay then, here's a slice of week we're rapidly exiting:

· Bait Car: Oncoming
· Il Returno De Hercules
· A Comics Panel: Chris Ware, Seth and Ivan Brunetti
· K-Fed jamming to PopoZao (Peanut Butter Jelly Time remix)
· Pantless Cab Ride on Letterman
· Mystery Science Theater 3000 : Truck Farmer
· Headroom
· Thank You Mask Man / Thank You Masked Man
· Laughing Levi's Commercial
· David Cross on Carson Daly's sort of late night talk show thing
· Ninja and Zombie
· "Make peace with your god and report to the transporter room."
· F'kd by his noodly appendage

Thanks for reading, enjoy the weekend. Slap a smile sticker on a cop.

"A children's museum sounds like a good idea, but I would imagine it's not easy to breathe inside those little glass cases."
-- George Carlin

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January272006

The end of the week

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A look back at some of the stuff from the week gone by:

· The Coffee Achievers 1984 Commercial
· Irritation: A Radio Saga
· Tokyo Breakfast
· Lost
· Dakota at Japanese TV show
· Red Scorpion
· Hulk Hogan interview
· 1973 Roe V Wade Decision Comic Books
· Lisztomania
· Sundance film festival shorts
· Young Chuck Norris
· Chowder Bunker
· A pedophilia two-fer!
· Almost Naked Animals

Thanks for reading, enjoy the weekend.

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January202006

The end of the week re-cap

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Some of the posts from this past week:

· The chill heard round the world
· Crab Fu
· Chuck Norris on the Tony Danza Show
· Rocket Brothers
· Homer Simpson in the Land of Chocolate
· Eternal Double Happiness
· Toomu Sooyaa No Bouken
· Sam & Max live
· The Hitler Rap
· Supaidaman

"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head." -- Dennis Miller

Thanks for reading, enjoy the weekend.

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January132006

The Weekend Wrap-Up

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The image above, if you don't recognize it, is the 1998 ad Apple put out when they wanted to assure people that the unbearable slow speed of a Mac was the fault of the OS of the time and not the chips they were using. Now both companies have come together to offer the $25000 laptop that will eventually be able to fuck up under both major OSes. We live in the future, and it is glorious.

Here's a sampling of the past week:

· Easy Button Outtakes

· The Floating Cigarette Trick

· Chuck Norris was born in 1804

· Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

· Ninjas Versus Pirates THE MOVIE

· Clickwheel.net

· It's Martin Luther King Day Charlie Brown!

· Ask A Ninja

· Transformers test footage

· Martin Luther King and the Montgomery Story

· Attack of the Sprouts

· DragonBox Z

· Plastic Operator - Folder

· The Lost smoke

· Luca "Lazylegz" Patuelli


Thanks for reading, and enjoy the weekend. We'll be having a half-day on Monday, but we'll be here in the morning. Only a half-day off because we're while we're obviously happy that civil rights have advanced since Martin Luther King's time, we don't want to over do it or anything.

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January102006

Chuck Norris was born in 1804

We're using this post to test out how well Google's new embeddable player works, and as an excuse to indulge in our Yakuza prison sex fantasy. Also, Chuck Norris can...

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January062006

The Weekend Wrap-Up

We're thankful for the weekend so that we may finnaly sleep off the effects of last weekend. In the meantime, enjoy this fine selelction of posts from the past...

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HOW MANY CLAWS DO U NEED TO BE PREZ BUSH?

"look closely the head becomes the shapeshifting head of the snakeman and the human head of the owl...& then when you look even closer can you see a variety...

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December302005

The Yearly Wrap-Up

Picking the top 10 of the year proved a little too rough for us, so here’s 70 posts from 2005 which made an impression on us for one reason...

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December292005

"It flows like water, breaks like a brick, it can disguise itself, and has the agility of a cat."

Too much Silly Putty. The Top 50 Uses for slightly less Silly Putty. Unrelated, but feels related: Keri Smith slaps a happy face on the world using "round stickers,...

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December232005

Screenhead is dead

That's right, dead tired, and we're taking a three-day weekend so that we might learn the true value of Christmas, as we think we've been getting screwed hard on...

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December222005

The Water-Skiing Santa

Strictly speaking, isn't the fact that the reindeer are water-skiing a little more impressive? The Water-Skiing Santa If that's not enough for your entertainment dollar, then thanks to Sharpeworld...

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December212005

Short bits

Here's three short bits of video we like which are not quite enough of one thing or the other to be individual posts: · First a Dublin-based entry in...

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December162005

The Weekend Wrap-Up

Some of the hits from the past week: · "Deeeead Honky." · Give The Jew Girl Toys · A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa · They put coffee in the coffee...

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December132005

Oolong, thanks for all the kitsch

If you've come across a rabbit with a bunch of pancakes on its head, and you weren't eating at Ted Nugent's house, it was most likely interweb icon Oolong....

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December092005

The Weekend Wrap-up

We're not sure who to give credit to for this image, but it is a photo of the rules of a military shower in Iraq. When in doubt, spell...

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December052005

Random morning sunshine

Check out the speed and tenacity with which this graffiti squad completely refurbishes the side of this train as it pauses for a stop. Interestingly it takes a similar...

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