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We bet these will be available longer than legal abortions. Har.
WFMU Dubya remix ringtones!
“What better incentive to answer your phone as quickly as humanly possible than by installing one of these eleven ringtones, each comprised of the vocal stylings of our Commander in Chief, as remixed by WFMU’s public domain audio elves.”
Available in musical and non-musical. Caution: the “I’ll fire any member of my staff who leaks the identity of a CIA agent” ringtone may in fact cause your pants to burst into flame.
Dubya Ringtones: Answer This! [WFMU’s Beware Of The Blog]
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