"Can they do this? They can't do this. Can they do this?"
They did that. Possibly not safe for work, but you'd really have to work either for Fox or Sesame street.
Greenpeace - Mr. & Mrs. Smith [boards]
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"What better incentive to answer your phone as quickly as humanly possible than by installing one of these eleven ringtones, each comprised of the vocal stylings of our Commander in Chief, as remixed by WFMU's public domain audio elves."
Available in musical and non-musical. Caution: the "I'll fire any member of my staff who leaks the identity of a CIA agent" ringtone may in fact cause your pants to burst into flame.
Dubya Ringtones: Answer This! [WFMU's Beware Of The Blog]
See, this... we would have voted for this. Often.
GWB '73 [iFilm]
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Blairmobil - two animated spoofs of the Blair Witch Project involving everyone's favorite prime minister.Also, W Ketchup. An actual product. It comes in just one flavor : Jesus. American. Meant to say "American."
Seems like "cross drippns'" would have been a natural for the Bush ketchup to us, but then we're not in marketing.
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The Party Party : streaming media mashupery involving our favortiest administration. If you're feeling a little cranky, this won't help one bit. With thanks to Peter
Also check out The Bots, "the vorld's first virtual band."
More Dick : Say hello to our leetle fren!
More Bushy mash-ups : There’s been a lot of talk about this next song
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Since we didn't vote for the guy and it's his big day and we're sore losers, we present for you "Fantastic Iraq", rebel theatre troupe Prangstgrüp's satirical little fantasy about how it is not.
Yeah! Take that, guy with near unlimited power and very little time or ability to read the internet.
Also, Oliver Willis has the footage from Fox of Judy Bachrach kicking the snot out of whichever News Person that is on Fox by not towing the expected party line for the interview. Observe the nice news lady reel like a Disney's Hall of Presidents Automation with a Black Flag cassette shoved into it's control matrix.
Fantastic Iraq [move on.org]
Judy Bachrach v. Freedom, America, God, and Kittens [Oliver Willis]
The third major political spoof from ever more popular pranksters / homosexual rights advocates / Jay Leno suck-ups JibJab.
We wouldn't fuck around with The Administration now that they have both The Mandate and a limited comprehension of the Geneva Convention and/or basic humanity. Brave.
JibJab's Second Term [Yahoo!]
Also Jib Jab : Back in Wack With thanks to Peter
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Menu from your favorite family beatery. Features :
Hallironi and Cheese • Tender macaroni and tangy orange cheese powder combined to recreate mom's homemade masterpiece. .............$120
Rummy Cake • Our house specialty! A crusty, crumbly, unpleasant cake, Rummy cake is very dry and possibly a choking hazard. Made from Department of Defense stashes of Cold War ready to eat meals. .............$80
Halliburtons menu [troubletown]
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Perhaps it's the sun. Cardhouse observes a little Room 101 action.
"Billboards in Arizona. When you're driving through the middle of the desert and the only thing you can see for miles around is some strident massive glowing political advertisement, its inherent magical realism causes you to suddenly change your mind and do whatever that big piece of plastic wants you to do. MUST KILL UNITED NATIONS "
Billboards in Arizona [Cardhouse]
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Yes, even space station not moon Michael Moore has conceded that Bush won our election by popular choice, and so the consensus is that we the crybaby minority who would have had it otherwise should all get on with life, admit defeat, and let go. Well, fuck that, say we. We're not in the habit of taking direction from a man who eats a whole can of Crisco with his bare fist for lunch on a daily basis. We are, at least for the time being, Americans. Thumbing our nose at the upsettingly powerful and impugning their manly heterosexuality makes us who we are, by God. With that in mind we present an extrodinarily well-edited music video by Kuntz & Maguire for Electric Six's Gay Bar which proves beyond all question that Tony Blair is absolutely queer for his boy Georgie. And you can dance to it. In QuickTime.
Gay Bar [Kuntz & Maguire + Electric Six]
Even more E6 joy on Screenhead : Electric 6’s Radio Ga Ga
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