"Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror."

The "Specialties" checkbox section made us snort embrassingly.

Draft Registration (with thanks to Devore)

Related: Square one