Mr. Pants points us in the direction of highly interesting renaissance man Jay J. Armes.
"I was trying to get work done today and then found out about Jay J. Armes and got so excited that I couldn't work at all."
We agree. To fully recap why is to ruin the surprise of Mr Pants' well-crafted post, however we'll say that fact that Jay J. has his own action figure, tiger, cheetah, and has played a bad guy in an episode of Hawaii-5-0 isn't even the interesting bit.

» Jay J. Armes @ [Mr. Pants]