Here's one wack-assed eBay auction for a pack of Trojans. A year ago we would have laughed at this attempt at humor /cash-raking, now we get like nine emails a day from people who want us to help promote things they'll do for a few bucks at a time, like The Million Dollar Booger Wall, or the Million Dollar Baby, which involved thumbtacks. Here's an excerpt from the condom thing:

Please weigh the following facts about this auction and make the decision for yourself:

# There are two (twin) condoms in this auction.
# When in an unrolled state, a condom is very similar in shape to the phallically-shaped World Trade Center buildings.
# Condoms are typically used to prevent bad things from happening. Note that these condoms have not been used, and very bad things happened.

It goes on like that for a while. If that wasn't lame enough for you, try this handy service: Insult The President. What it sounds like; you insult, they send. You'll still get fucked over when you try to buy a house in a few years, but you'll have a handy document showing why, which is more than most civil rights leaders get.