A guy going by the handle of "Prophet Yahweh" claims to a local ABC news team that he can summon a UFO to their chosen time and place by reading from the Hebrew Old Testament. They show up, and the muthastuffer delivers a UFO.
The caveat? He's in Las Vegas. We saw a unicorn there once... turns out it was a irritated goat with a lot of plastic surgery. Still, if this pans out, we at Screenhead bid welcome our new (fill in blank) overlords, yada yada yada.

·Video at filecabinet
·Direct link to news story video from ABC site.

Seen @ Monkeyfilter, who would make fine intergalactic ambassadors for our crappy planet.