The 80s want to douche with your mind
We don't know where to start with this thing; it's a live person musical review of Super Mario Brothers from The 80s. On Ice. Mr. Belvidere is King Koopa. We don't know why. The Princess seems to be voiced by Mae West. We don't know why. It's hosted by Jason Bateman and the fap-tastic Alyssa Milano, and we know why but we don't get the sweaters. In QuickTime.
Super Mario Brothers Ice Capadies [via MetaFilter]
Not mind blowing enough? Add a slice of King Koopa slash fiction [via an unfortunate Google search that we're never doing again, ever]