I'm a full grown man, but I'm not afraid to cry. "In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a 'tendency to habitually kiss other humans.' In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal."

We're pretty sure Freddy Mercury is personally repsonsible for at least three of those.

Sex Laws [ dribbleglass.com ]