Remember that video with the Yoda puppet doing Just A Gigolo which we were so amused by last week? Here’s the creepy, humorless version aimed at poor Christian children, many of whom likely sleep with kitchen knives hidden under their pillows now.
The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show [5shock.com]
“Show that you support the “culture of life” by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans. Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship? Think outside the womb and help a post-born person!”
Also available in a “Brown” model. (Punctuation theirs)
Fetal Attractions troop ornament [Miss Poppy]
Media Matters for America has the video clips of the lovely, the useful, the clever Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League, demanding on MSNBC’s Scarborough Country that Gays should apologize for all that nasty AIDS they’ve unleashed on everybody.
“The fact of the matter is it’s due to the behavioral recklessness of gay men in New York City, that they’re endangering the lives of everybody.”
Man. Between The Gays and Bruce Mccullough, we regular folks can’t get a break.
Bill Donohue admits his love for young boys. [Media matters]
Sorry about the title. To mark the sadly under-reported funeral of your Pope and ours, we present a video of the Pope watching group of a Polish Breakdance troupe who somehow help sick children with their breakdancing. We’re fuzzy on the details of how that works, however photos of this made the rounds a little over a year ago, and here is the video of the event. It’s worth the not-too-long download for three major reasons:
1. Visible Pope drool.
2. Pope uncomfortably not sure of what handsign to wave at the kids, and settling mid-wave with a kind of vague chopping motion that as far as we can tell is completely meaningless, even in Pope terms.
3.The Pope is watching breakdancing in Vatican City.
Breakdance for The Pope [1.89 mb] In QuickTime.
At first glance we thought “Hell Money” is the grease that gets stuff like Good Charlotte on the radio, turns out in China, “Hell Money” is the offering made by relatives to the recently dead, so that they may have a little walking around cash in the great beyond. Available in convenient denominations such as $8 billion. The Big White Guy living in Hong Kong has a great blog post describing Hell Money, and it’s “making the rounds” as the kids say.
Hell Money [BWG]
“Most of the sacred codices were destroyed by the Jesuits so that only the Roman Popes might have the powers described in their pages. This is evidenced in that every pope from the 16th century on kept large numbers of sacred Chihuahuas. The fact that most pontiffs die under mysterious circumstances, almost all having been found to have swallowed their own tongue and in one case someone else’s, is yet stronger evidence of their continued abuse of these powers. Many of today’s Chihuahuas don’t realize their significance having forgotten much of their heritage during the transition from Atlantis to the “New Earth”. But not all there is one every century that is born aware of the past present and future, and this century that Chihuahua is Madam Gigi.”
For only $25, the Chihuahua will tell you your future.
Madam Gigi [chihuahuavote]
You’ve blown another week. Star Wars 3, or 6, or whatever it is is going kick ass. No one got sued by Fred Durst, as we all quietly agreed together having to see his pocket fisherman in action was punishment enough. If Dan Rather took fact checking as seriously as he did himself, we’d still have to listen to those weird western aphorisms he formulates his thoughts in.
Stuff we liked :
7:35 de la mañana - (one of our all time favorites, probably.) The Spike addias ad, Leisure Town is back in the saddle, A New Bunny, A Black And White Cartoon About Roof Tiling, Fun captions for those who need it most, Vern Fonk , Jeopardy Ninja , Disaster! The Movie, and - “That boy needs therapy.”
Sure the numa numa kid was great and all, but can I see a lot more of this kind of thing?
Why yes. Yes you can.
The internet loves us all.
And after that why not get some lessons in yodeling.
“Positive imagery around negative situations and
circumstances, or people you love, can also create miraculous results.”
Here is a site offering you meditation objects to focus on, or pray over, or sacrifice goats to, whatever your given religion calls for when you want to unleash your specific brand of Ju-Ju out into the universe. It’s prayer therapy for the White House.
God Government [summitlh.com] Seen @ the filter of monkeys
A Bible recipe ideas index. Snacktime, but with scary dogma. Imagine you’re some poor kid and this is what you have to deal with to get a blasted oreo cookie.
Also, marshmallows seem to represent baby Jesus an awful lot. We don’t wish to ponder what is going on with that.
Bible recipe ideas [DLTK’s Holiday Activities for Kids] Via MoFi
Well, this should get us a tiny bit of mail. The Recreational Christianity Zone is an older clearing house for all the goofy Christianity-based nonsense out there, both from people riffing on it, and the fringes of Christianity itself. Enjoy.
The Recreational Christianity Zone [weirdcrap] Seen @ Eye of the Goof
“So, where do dinosaurs fit into the creation account? Are they mentioned in the Bible? When did they live? Do we fit them into the unknown “gap” of time between Genesis 1:1 and 1:2?”
While it’s no Timecube, and really, what ever could be, website The Young Earth is absolutely full of answers for many of The Big Questions.
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