Learn Chinese in five minutes :

English: He's cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

...well, you see where that's going.
Learn Chinese in five minutes [webgrrlchris]

After you grapple with that, learn to bow in the manner of a Japanese salaryman. [ph-heidelberg] (Seen @ The Presurfer)

Once you're done being respectful, get your 19th century Asian rage going with this rather cool Flash Samurai vs. cowboys game. Note that it's called "Run and Kill", not "Run, Jump Clear Of Those Bullets You Silly Bastard, and Kill." The idea is to dash the slugs with your katana rather than leap clear. No we don't know why, however you're trucking across the prairie in a bathrobe like the Doo-Dah Man, we figure asking one question just leads to others. Highly addictive.

Run and Kill [shockwave]