We've been to Patent point and ponder site Patently Silly before, but a return trip reveals some the increasingly batshit crazy stuff people have attempted to patent since our last visit. Namely vibrating, body-piercing jewelry. Pop `em in and let `em rip, the Parkinson's look is bound to catch on. The Polo training apparatus, to keep those Polo skills tip-top during the non-polo season... provided your usual gameplay involves horses that shoot heroin before every match. And the link suggestion that got us here, the Portable electrical mouse trap. Evidently someone feels the best way to deal with a cliche is to challenge it head on and prove it right.

With thanks to Daniel.