Happy President's day.
Evidently we're the only ones who actually go outside on the weekends. So, when we awoke to hear that Paris Hilton's sidekick was hacked we wondered if we should send flowers or something to Lionel Ritchie-- turns out instead Paris Hilton's junk is all over the internets again. Her Sidekick (phone-like doodad) was hacked (hacked... leaked... deliberately uploaded... it's all just words, really) and the contents in the form of photos (Fleshbot- NSFW), mp3s, and phone numbers to various famous people is now all over the net. We gave a few a whirl. We called Vin Desiel-- nothing. We called Stephen King-- nothing. We called the Olsen twins-- they said they were busy freaking out some kid on a Big Wheel in a hotel, and hung up.

There are a lot of odd contacts. We have no idea what Paris Hilton is actually like, but she must be one of those people who only seems dull to talk to but is in truth really interesting, say like Jeffrey Dahmer.

The Collected Works Of Paris Hilton's Hacked Sidekick [Gawker]
Paris Hilton’s Sidekick Hacked [Lifehacker]
Paris Hilton: Hacked [Defamer]