Know your crayons, with Spider-Man
When we think crayon reviews, we think what you think we think :
“John Wayne Gacy”
We couldn’t find that. Instead we offer Spider-Man.
“Hey, true believers! I'm Spider-Man, and I've got like, 800,000 points of articulation.”
That’s like, 799,996 more articulate points than the president. Not bad.
Spidey, or a reasonable facsimile, gets all Ebert on a box of crayons.
" Blue Violet,’ meet ‘Red Violet.’ You guys are brother and sister. That means no hanky panky. And your mother was a big whore.”