An Animal Planet clip in which a crow has raised an abandoned kitten. Naturally the prediction is that one day in the future the cat will not want to turn down the volume on its Sum 41 records after the Crow tells it to repeatedly, and so will tear the shit out of its onetime savior. We prefer to imagine that one day the crow will attempt to teach the cat to fly, and that this will happen on a rooftop exactly over Dick Cheney.

We include an unrelated image of Edward Furlong decked out for one of The Crow movies because, well, it made us laugh. Hard.

Doomed! The impending tragedy of the crow who mothered a kitten [luckykazoo]