Interesting crocheted items for you to buy, and by "interesting" we mean in the Jame Gumb sense of the word. From the site :
"If you have ever wondered to yourself, 'Gee, my life would be perfect if ONLY I had a crocheted vulva?' -- and who hasn't -- then this is the place for you."

Yessir-- more hand crafted fake vaginas than in all of JD Salinger's basement, including ...wait for it... the ear muffs.

Crochet My Crotch [with thanks to E®IC]

If you get the Salenger joke you've earned that smug sense of self-satisfaction we know you're feeling. Enjoy it.