Well kids, you take a day and a half off to wrestle homeless people for their church-given Thanksgiving day meals, you miss a few things. Eleventy billion of you mailed in tips for "this crazy batshit Olympic poodle thing" in our absence, and "how can we not post the crazy batshit Olympic poodle thing?!", and "Sweet burning murgatroid, who the hell do we think we are, avoiding the feel-good clip of the epoch, the crazy batshit Olympic poodle thing." So, for the other three readers today who haven't seen it yet : Surprise! The crazy batshit Olympic poodle thing. In color. You'll never sleep again.

That Crazy Batshit Olympic Poodle Thing. [panasonic]