It's a glorious time to be a child. Why, you could have :

The Albert Einstein Action Figure vs. the Jesus Action Figure! The classic struggle between physics and faith!
Which will prevail, Probing Questions or Multiplying Fish sandwiches?

Jesus, much younger and still red hot angry from being killed, would of course wale upon Einstein, then bring him back from the dead, and wale on him some more, until The Bush Action Figure shows up, first to help out Jesus, but then would end up fighting Jesus for the crown of The Messiah with his Mandate ® (sold separately, some re-assembly required)! Then, in a total upset, Jesus would team up with resurrected Zombie Einstein to fully harness the power of The Atom, robbing Bush of The Oil, secret of all his evil powers, and banish him back to...

For the three of you still reading, the upshot is that we're totally buying an Einstein.