I can eat glass and it doesn't hurt me

How to speak that very handy line in one hundred and thirty languages, a few of which are dead, fittingly. The phrase "wait, I was on mushrooms and thought I was Jesus and now it feels like lava when I fart" is sadly not included. A tribute to the now non-existent Ethan Mollick's I Can Eat Glass page.
I can eat glass and it doesn't hurt me [columbia.edu/kermit]
